“On a typical day, the newlyweds get up round 6 of their new, roughly $230 million compound on Indian Creek, an unique personal island in Miami usually referred to as ‘Billionaire Bunker.’ They don’t contact their telephones. As a substitute, they start every day by itemizing 10 issues they’re grateful for—they usually can’t repeat what they named the day earlier than.” — The New York Occasions
Monday, 6 a.m.
1. Cash.
2. Our new, roughly $230 million compound on Indian Creek, an unique personal island in Miami usually referred to as “Billionaire Bunker.”
3. Our beautiful bodily look, each pure and man-made.
4. Our shut, persevering with friendship with Leonardo DiCaprio, somebody with whom we’re in a position to talk about the travails of yacht possession. A topic not everybody understands!
5. Jared Kushner. A buddy shut sufficient that he’s invited to our marriage ceremony!
6. How a lot much less unhealthy information there’s to learn anymore! Particularly in that one paper—what’s it referred to as?
7. The good view we had of Donald Trump’s inauguration, proper on the stage and every part! Everybody ought to see J. D. Vance up shut earlier than they die.
8. Not having to fret that anybody we meet will inform us their trustworthy opinion. There’s a sure internet price above which you’ll by no means hear an trustworthy opinion from anybody ever once more, and we crossed that threshold $120 billion in the past.
9. Household. Household, after all.
10. Entry to the perfect air—the actually good, fancy air.
Tuesday, 6 a.m.
1. Narwhals.
2. A factor I didn’t learn about myself till I had this a lot cash was how charming I used to be, how good all my concepts had been, and the way every part I needed to say was attention-grabbing. And … I’m grateful for that.
3. Cash We stated “cash” yesterday. Love.
4. The yacht, after all.
5. How a lot cake there’s to eat on this planet. Extra individuals ought to strive cake.
6. That I haven’t had that terrible dream in a very long time. The one from which I get up screaming.
7. Early entry to the Melania documentary! Some issues cash can’t purchase, however … that’s not certainly one of them.
8. The power to depart the planet generally, if we would like! For a ladies’ journey, even!
9. Sydney Sweeney!
10. The issues that cash can’t purchase, which it seems cash should purchase, when you have sufficient cash. Or is that “cash” once more?
Wednesday, 6 a.m.
1. Cash
2. Our great seats on the inauguration, and the little golden eggs they served there.
3. That I might pee in a bottle if I needed, however I by no means have to.
4. My espresso mug that claims Woke Up Horny as Hell Once more and my espresso mug that claims Hunk.
5. Hors d’oeuvres!
6. Anna Wintour’s respect.
7. What’s the phrase for by no means having to go anyplace you don’t need to go or do something you don’t need to do?
8. By no means having to odor a subway once more!
9. The data that though now we’re saving the narwhals, if someday we had been instantly to resolve that we needed to destroy the narwhals, we might accomplish that simply as simply, and nobody would cease us.
10. That there’s a lot magnificence on this planet. Particularly the upper and farther away from it you get.
Thursday, 6 a.m.
1. Within the dream every part smelled like burning hair, and I used to be flailing in darkish water whereas missiles exploded overhead, and all I needed was to guard my household, and I couldn’t, as a result of the individuals who had been accountable for every part couldn’t see me, couldn’t hear me, had been so excessive up of their helicopters and so safe of their bunkers that they didn’t assume my life had something to do with them. I’m grateful for attending to get up from that dream and lie subsequent to you!
2. Our new $230 million compound on Billionaire Bunker!
3. Cake.
4. Helicopters!
5. The Met Gala!
6. All of the unhealthy information we don’t learn about, and all the excellent news we do!
7. How thick the gate is at our compound!
8. How properly skilled our safety officers are!
9. How good every part is. Simply good, on a regular basis.
10. Cash! No. We stated that yesterday.
